While paddling it is important to pass the time inventing new river themed slang and traditions. Inspired by trail names we have decided to adopt river names, Gator Bait and Swamp Lord.
Here are some silly things we have been saying
Recliyaking - Kayaking in a reclined position
Here are some silly things we have been saying
Recliyaking - Kayaking in a reclined position
Hiyaking - Kayking while sitting up on the deck of the kayak.
Karaoiyaking - a combination of Karaoke and kayaking when you sing really loud on the river and disturb wayward cattle
Punching an alligator - Literally just punching an alligator. Something you have to be ready to do at any moment because man are there a lot of alligators.
Pocahontas-Ing - when you pretend you're Pocahontas and paddle with your paddle held vertically singing out to all your raccoon friends
Heat stroke - being tired, sweaty, and hungry
Most importantly though;
Picturesque AF - to be exclaimed loudly and enthusiastically whenever something is beautiful
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